By Prof. Hudson McLean

Devolution, Discrimination be damned!

The Terrorist LTTE is no more. However the Real Troublemakers who are sitting in their high chairs in Europe, USA, Canada, Australia are still going on pumping their bellows.

Its about time, the Tamils who wish to continue being Sri Lankans stand up and tell their Diaspora, “Either Put-up or Shut-up”. The North and the East of Sri Lanka are not Tamil Territory and never have been. Its part and parcel of the Republic of Sri Lanka, and belongs to all Sri Lankans and the guests of Sri Lanka.

Those who feel insecure or unwanted or wish to create another Eelam, are free to look elsewhere.

There is Tamil Nadu, the Real Home of ALL Tamils. Then there is UK, Canada, Australia, France and do not forget the Land of Oil & Gas and Erik Solheim…….Norway. It has a large number of Tamils and the country is very rich, many opportunities for the Dosai cooks. In a decade or so, the Tamils may out number the 4.5 million Norwegians in breeding Tami-egians (Tamil-Norwegians).

This could be the Promised Land of Opportunity to create a Real Eelam with Blond Hair & Blue Eyes into a Blue-Black cocktail. During ten years, a few hundred thousand Tamils could generate a few million Tami-egians, and during thirty years, Norway could be Tamil Eelam. Could be achieved without bloodshed, just Sperm! And enjoy the lovely Norwegian blond women. I have had the pleasure of having pleasure with a few of them and they are great Viking fun!

And those who do not like the silky Norwegian flesh, can try it out with animals, available in animal sex brothels. Never gone that far. But some Tigers might enjoy some animal fun.

There are similar opportunities in England, Canada, France and Australia. The Tamil Diaspora should seriously consider other options without wasting time and money in fermenting more problems for those Tamils who wish to live in peace in Sri Lanka.

The SLG will never allow any form of “weeds” such as Cyperus Rotundus aka Kalanduru to grow in the form of “agitators” or Eelan fighters to creep through. Hopefully, General Sarath Fonseka should consider “Boot Camps” to rehabilitate such criminals into farming and irrigation in the North East.

And I hope those Tamils who wish to start a new life in Sri Lanka do “have the balls” to spell it out to those Tamil Diaspora pundits in foreign lands to stop wanking.

Now its upto the Real Sri Lankan Tamils to Stand-up and be Counted!

- LankaWeb